Friday, May 23, 2008

hackerlyfe

Hey. Let's get something straight right off the bat: you probably won't like me.

But that's okay. I don't like you either. I like sheep on my plate, not littered throughout society. If you want to submit to the government machine, go ahead, but stay out of my way. Here's some quick tips:

1) Do NOT underestimate me.
2) Do NOT anger me. Seriously.
3) Leave me alone. I'll grant you the same luxury.

You might take a curious glance in my direction. Strange looking kid. An obvious affection for black attire, you might note. Should my eyes meet yours, I may raise an eyebrow or give a lazy smirk. I am analyzing; I can tell so much about you. You're so naive, it's almost cute. What do you know about me, though? You'll likely never solve it on your own.

I am a computer hacker. I'm the guy you hear about in the news. You'll never see me though; I'm untraceable. Like a ghost, nothing but a translucent orb in your family photos. You'll sense my presence but never have a direct encounter. The internet is my turf. My bullets come in 64KB rounds, magazines of billions.

Do yourself a favour and take my tips.

Keep your fingernails to the mirrors, kids.

C'ya.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

i cannot precieve the root of your unnessasary ego. You read people's blogs and comment on how pseudo intellect they are, yet demonstrating the perfect sciolistic superficial bitch. calling Nick a intellectual pseudo and then turning the topic to your opponent's reliability, you effectively avoid the scrutiny that would expose your error. Once again you are left with a contest of personality.Effectiveness and ethics aside, I would also recommend against making a habit of it, as it holds the potential of failing spectacularly against someone well versed in the topic or in debate in general.

Anonymous said...

irc is srs

~*kri3g*~ said...

u think ur scarin me w/ this BULSSH*T???